Secretary

Meet my secretary. She is so good at what she does. She keeps my complete schedule, reminds me of birthdays and anniversaries, she notifies me when it's time to go work out or hang out with a friend, she beeps at me when I have an appointment. My secretary also keeps all my contact's addresses on file. She lets me read me emails and check the weather. Apparently she can play music too, but that she has not yet revealed to me.  I pay her well above minimum wage and she loves me back. I've only dropped her once! I highly recommend this personal assistant for anyone needing the aforementioned things.