My Boyfriend

I came into kindergarten and little Bruno looks at me and says in his raspy voice: "Where's your boyfriend?" 

Me: "Um Bruno, I don't have a boyfriend. I am married. (Show him ring) This means I have a husband."

Bruno: (in a scolding tone)"Don't you know that your husband is still your boyfriend?!"

Me: ...after a long pause....."Ya know Bruno. You're right. He's still my boyfriend."

Bring on the flowers and romantic dates!!!